Simply incredible.
Best night of my miserable life
Beware of the manager who is on a power trip. Do not waste your money coming out this way
I recently attended the Winkers nightclub after I lodged in the village of Chalfont Saint Peter, although at the time of the Anglo-Saxon Chronicle in 949 there was no distinction made between the three separate villages, thus I refer to it as merely Chalfont. Nonetheless there was scantily clad harlots smoking cheap tasteless cigarettes, rat like lads leering and uncouth littered in the great bin. They were all great swine compared to me, splendidly dressed in smooth velvet and crocodile loafers, strutting with ire and passion up to the cheap pine doors of the club. I spat in the primate looking bouncers face and slapped him playfully on the head, I was gurning fully on hard drugs i had administered via depository methods moments ago. They proceeded to beat me senseless, I was so slumped under their weighty fists, nonetheless I came in my yellow tight pants just before his cheap boots crushed my face. Fantastic evening highly recommended.
Young people, but only club in town. Pretty decent.
Winkers Nightclub is a UK Night Club based in Gerrards Cross, South East England. Winkers Nightclub is located at Denham Ln, Chalfont St Peter, Gerrards Cross SL9 0QH, UK.
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